Retro Conversion Series – Yo, Noid! – The Noid!


The Noid
Noid rogue 1 wizard 1
NE Small Humanoid
Init: +2, Senses: Perception +3 (Pizza +10); Darkvision 60ft

AC 15, Touch 11, Flat-Footed 11
hp 9
Fort +0 Ref +2 Will +2

Speed 20ft
Melee Yo-yo +0 (1d4)

Str 10, Dex 14, Con 11, Int 11, Wis 7, Cha 8
Base Atk +0; CMB +0; CMD +2
Feats Dodge
Skills Acrobatics +5, Bluff +1, Disguise +4, Perception +3, Sleight of Hand +1, Stealth +1,
Prepared Spells Prestidigitation, Open/Close, Acid Splash, Long Arm
Languages Noidish
Gear Yoyo, Red Onesie

Special Qualities
     The Noid Food, especially pizza, is not safe from the predations of The Noid. Any food left out for longer than 30 minutes in the presence of the noid allows the Noid to use this power to cause that food to become completely tasteless and bland, halving all nourishment it may have otherwise given.
Hatred Fresh food makes the Noid incredibly angry. The sight of fresh, hot food causes the Noid to take a wisdom save DC 12 or become obsessed with destroying it. 

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